A Mortasm is a little different than a Courtasm...

Misery Loves Sherman is a nifty comic written by Chris Eliopoulos. It follows little Sherman, his two alien friends and the grim reaper, otherwise known as Mort. Just like me, Mort gets excited by the little things in life. Since I know my Courtasms may not be for everyone, here is a quick Mortasm...

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It's-like-a-Courtasm-only-morbid!

Number 1 With a Bullet!

In an attempt to mix things up this year I am now the proud owner of a Magic bullet Blender system. It's a personal blender that can dice, grind, mix, chop and make a mean smoothie. It's so courtastic, that I'm pretty sure it's going to be my second favorite magic bullet product...Mmm Hmmm.

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Ergonomic-for-your-grinding-pleasure-Courtasm!

Modern Family Forgiveness for the Aughts

If you are not watching Modern Family, then I can only assume that you do not like to laugh. Or that you do not like Al Bundy. Either way, you probably shouldn’t be reading this blog. Seriously. But, in the spirit of Christmas, here is a little lesson learned by Cameron and Mitchell about forgiveness. Which I will internalize and use to forgive those who are not basking in the glory of this television couple and their extended family. Wednesdays at 9 on ABC. Just sayin'

UPDATE:Original video no longer available. But fear not, meet Cameron and Mitchell!



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Cameron-Is-My-TV-Character-Soul-Mate-And-I-Yearn-To-Be-As-Fabulous-As-He-Is-Courtasm!

No, You ARE the best around! For Reals!

Okay, I'm a little stuck on the Karate Kid now. I'm a big fan, especially of this completely amazing theme song. I used to do interpretive dance to this song in college. No lie.



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Synthesized-dramatic-build-that-just-reaffirms-that-I-am-the-best-around-Courtasm!

Johnny, Finish Him!

The trailer for the Karate Kid remake staring Will Smith's kid is making the internet rounds today. Please. There is only one "re-imagining" of this classic that will make me get out my shower costume and punk valley guys in skeleton body suits...and that is No More Kings "Sweep the Leg." Johnny was robbed and this fixes it all....




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Get-him-a-body-bag-Courtasm!

Spear Me. Spear Me Hard.

I always thought wrestling was stupid. Well, egg on my face. Or rather "Edge" on my face...yes please! I was wrong and I'll admit it. I LOVE it and I love it because of this man. Like Duckie to Andie, I decided to let everyone admire Edge today....




Come back soon, boo!

Pleasure rating:
Tables-Ladders-Chairs-Oh-My-Courtasm!

Yo, Adrian.

He took her ice skating when the rink was closed to, you know, the general public and people. Then he took her back to his apartment, which was full of raw masculinity. Then he stripped down in a white, wife beater....oh and those arms...oh my those arms...





Pleasure rating:
Okay-so-it's-a-little-uncomfortable-for-a-minute-but-he's-Rocky-and-likes-animals-and-practices-jokes-to-tell-her-in-the-morning-and-oh-my-god-he's-hot-and-sweet-and-those-arms-and-that-intense-look-and-I'm-spent-Courtasm!

Finally Going to be Famous

I now own a copy of Speidi's "How to be Famous." From the tabloidy cover to the courtastically posed pictures inside to the invaluable insight on how I can finally become notorious...it's nice to know people get me.

Pleasure rating:
OMG-They-are-the-only-reason-I-watched-I'm-a-Celebrity-Get-Me-Out-of-Here-Courtasm!