No, You ARE the best around! For Reals!

Okay, I'm a little stuck on the Karate Kid now. I'm a big fan, especially of this completely amazing theme song. I used to do interpretive dance to this song in college. No lie.



Pleasure Rating:
Synthesized-dramatic-build-that-just-reaffirms-that-I-am-the-best-around-Courtasm!

Johnny, Finish Him!

The trailer for the Karate Kid remake staring Will Smith's kid is making the internet rounds today. Please. There is only one "re-imagining" of this classic that will make me get out my shower costume and punk valley guys in skeleton body suits...and that is No More Kings "Sweep the Leg." Johnny was robbed and this fixes it all....




Pleasure Rating:
Get-him-a-body-bag-Courtasm!