We Are All Going To Be Beautiful Butterflies in 2010. Trust.

Happy New Year!

Here's hoping whatever makes you a "beautiful butterfly" comes your way in 2010!

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I-never-knew-I-could-love-a-German-caterpillar-the-way-that-I-love-Heimlich-Courtasm!

A Mortasm is a little different than a Courtasm...

Misery Loves Sherman is a nifty comic written by Chris Eliopoulos. It follows little Sherman, his two alien friends and the grim reaper, otherwise known as Mort. Just like me, Mort gets excited by the little things in life. Since I know my Courtasms may not be for everyone, here is a quick Mortasm...

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It's-like-a-Courtasm-only-morbid!

Pipes, mustached-Italians and man-eating flowers? Yes, Please.

No, I'm not talking about The Jersey Shore, but rather Nintendo inspired crochet!

I am your basic happy (crochet) hooker. I can complete a granny square here and a flower shaped pot holder there, but I yearn to be like the talented DIY-ers out there that take the craft to a whole new level. Speaking of levels, this Nintendo-themed crochet blanket by GeGe Crochet just turns my system on.

*Thank you GeGe Crochet for creating this and sharing it.

Check out more of her work at GeGecrochet.blogspot.com

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Holy-Crap-Someone-Crocheted-The-8-Worlds-of-Mario-I-Want-To-Be-That-Cool-Courtasm!

Number 1 With a Bullet!

In an attempt to mix things up this year I am now the proud owner of a Magic bullet Blender system. It's a personal blender that can dice, grind, mix, chop and make a mean smoothie. It's so courtastic, that I'm pretty sure it's going to be my second favorite magic bullet product...Mmm Hmmm.

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Ergonomic-for-your-grinding-pleasure-Courtasm!

Modern Family Forgiveness for the Aughts

If you are not watching Modern Family, then I can only assume that you do not like to laugh. Or that you do not like Al Bundy. Either way, you probably shouldn’t be reading this blog. Seriously. But, in the spirit of Christmas, here is a little lesson learned by Cameron and Mitchell about forgiveness. Which I will internalize and use to forgive those who are not basking in the glory of this television couple and their extended family. Wednesdays at 9 on ABC. Just sayin'

UPDATE:Original video no longer available. But fear not, meet Cameron and Mitchell!



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Cameron-Is-My-TV-Character-Soul-Mate-And-I-Yearn-To-Be-As-Fabulous-As-He-Is-Courtasm!

But He's a Loser, He's pathetic, He's a..a...Simpson!

Tribute to one of the best animated dogs out there, Santa's Little Helper. Maybe I'm a little biased because my family owns two greyhounds, but trust me, those are kisses that can change the world. Just ask Homer...



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People-who-adopt-greyhounds-are-ultimate-winners-Courtasm!

Home Alone? Not with the E Street Band Around!

In the spirit of Christmas, today I'll be sharing some of my favorite Christmas related items. Starting with Darlene Love and the E Street Band. Her voice is so rich, his saxaphone is so huge and Little Steven...is just the right size! Happy Holidays!




Pleasure Rating:
I-Want-to-play-a-saxaphone-while-Santa-watches-Courtasm!